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Friday, November 20, 2009
List of random lol's @ work at 6:56 PM

  • When a little boy says to his dad at the chemist "I want lady's lipstick!!" Dad: "No you don't."
  • When an asian buys extra large condoms
  • When a whole family walks around with crocs on their feet
  • When someone testepops when serving a customer
  • When a little kid says "Thank-you, sir." at the counter. You're a chick.
  • When you get so absorbed drawing a weird picture on scrap paper that you don't notice the customer staring at you waiting at the counter.
  • When singing and humming christmas charols becomes instinsic and coworkers catch you doing so
  • When you direct customers around the store and smash into something
  • When a woman smiles at you because you're subconsciously singing ke$ha

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Monday, November 16, 2009
Pretty♥ at 3:46 AM

I don't know exactly how this poisonous manifestation of my self-image grew this big.

I know there are bigger issues in the world, and this would make me quite superficial, but unlike the myriads of issues in society that are only made aware once in a while in the media, my incessantly annoying thoughts about how I look and how I compare are ever present. Although I know that my looks isn't anywhere near the biggest worries of my life, it has somehow become a very sensitive issue with myself over the course of my life. I think it started to develop when I began to be more aware of myself at approximately 10.

It doesn't help that a woman is best described by her looks and femininity and beauty is what epitomises us in this society.

I have a solid goal I am planning to undergo, and let's see if that will lessen the burden of my appearance complex. I want to be able to look in the mirror and be reasonably satisfied with what I see.


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Saturday, November 14, 2009
Holiday Dreaming at 9:02 PM

There are so many places I want to go these holidays, but surprisingly, they are places where I've already been many times. I think what I want to do is share the places which I have enjoyed in my fragmented childhood with the person I love.

Dreamworld, Gold Coast

Movie World, Gold Coast

I daydream of pleasure-filled days reminiscing and welcoming that person into scattered remnants of my life from various places I've lived at. It would be magical.

Noosa, QLD

I feel like my life is getting more and more fulfilled, like I am getting somewhere with that list of empty boxes, instead I am able to tick them off one by one. I have many homes from Korea to New Zealand to the tropics of Queensland and down to the hustle and bustle of Sydney. Have I finally found a home within home?

Ha, am I joking? I am far off finding the fucking answer to my life since I haven't been to half of the places I have planned to go to. I have to make a fucking fortune from god-knows-who who's willing pay some asian weirdo with special interests in incest and homosexuality with mediocre grades some 200k a year making mistakes throughout her career and possibly poisoning your uncle who comes to my hospital with a cardiac arrest where I'm processing the script for your uncle.

Hahahahahahahahaha. I really hope my future employer doesn't find this blog.

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Mini Pigs♡ at 7:04 AM

I want a mini pig. They're so adorable.

A domesticated breed of cute little piggies which I find much cuter than puppies. Intelligent and very clean, and eat almost anything. 2000~3000 dollars I think. My love for cute little piggies has always been present ever since Babe. Joking about wanting to steal a piglet from a farm and domesticate it, I never thought it would actually be possible. But now it is!

Santa, it's nearly Christmas, and one of these cute adorable piggies would make up for my lonely childhood! Save a depressed teen, won't you? Suicide rates and teen depression are on the rise, someone's not picking up the slack you obese creepy man who hides in snow and lets heaps of children play on your thighs.

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